Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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