whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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