I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We talked him into tasing himself.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You ruined the universe
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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