He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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