Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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