so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
So. Much. Porn.
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