Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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