Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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