I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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