I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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