Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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