'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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