I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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