So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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