We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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