So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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