Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am available for nakedness
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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