Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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