capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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