its not stalking. its research.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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