I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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