im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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