WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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