I hate your face
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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