Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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