Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Randomize