I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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