Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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