Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Randomize
