the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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