Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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