you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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