4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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