At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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