playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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