i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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