You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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