Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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