Pappa wants mamma naked
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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