The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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