if i can run in heels then i can drive
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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