I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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