I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
