I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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