Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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