On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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