so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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