I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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