it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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