Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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