okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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