My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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