I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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