these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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