But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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