What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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