No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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